Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Take them to school, dipshit.

If your sedan is so uncomfortable you take a Miata on your long trips it should tell you something.... Low operating costs are the expectation these days. In 60K miles, I put a battery, some tires a starter, and a whole shitload of fuel into my Fusion. Difference being, I drive it from San Antonio to NOLA every 6…

One-touch power windows. It’s half a second vs 10-15 seconds of hands off the wheel.

“Not to mention how far out of position he is. I mean, look how far the halfway line is!”

all I know it that Hummer looks HUGE in the city!

Thinking of the name Bark Ruffalo has made me want to get a dog.

Snarls Barkley is the best dog name ever.

Sorry gang.

This is all a misunderstanding. The biker didn’t break the glass because he was filming the Hell’s Angels. The biker broke it for filming in portrait mode.

Absolutely. I hopped in my truck at the grocery store and drove walking speed maybe 30 yards over to the gas pumps, fully within the parking lot at all times.

I still can't wrap my head around getting in a car without putting on your seatbelt.

[an old man, dying and alone, draws his last, raspy breath]

That’s badass.

It turns out that the Patriots released their financials as well, but didn't account for inflation.

Miata?

Is this the knockoff B-1 that they got from Amazon Prime Day?

Excited.

I assume you wish to defeat speed cameras with this.

Reminds me of...