MX5.

Next week on "Jalopnik Nights" - Nissan executives are looking to undermine the jalopnik crew. They must team up with Rogue field agent Jason "The Bug" Torchinsky who hopes to turn over a new Leaf with the crew. With Hardibird on Sentra duties, PG and Orlove go on a Quest deep within the Nissan headquarters in the…

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The Orlove, because it makes you flip

The Missed Shift

My suggestion was B.I.A.T.A... Booze Is Always The Answer

I had the idea of "The Answer." Travis came up with B.I.A.TA - Booze is always the answer. "I'll take one Biata please..." it even sounds fancy. I'm sure you all can do better.

Smoking with kids in the car

Dear Squids,

The dude on the bike was a Jimmy John's delivery driver. The guy ordering hadn't even hung up the phone yet!

I feel dumber for reading this.