OK, then, how about "This Ugly GTO Might Go Cheap." I think that fits.

What makes you think it's "cheap?" Yeah, the current bid is $6350, but the reserve isn't met yet, and there's no buy it now, so that $6350 number is pretty meaningless.

This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

The perpetrator...

The solution here is clear.

As much as it hurts to say it, the one modern vehicle that most transcends social rank is the Toyota Prius.

Subarus. It’s weird how many of them are parked in front of Connecticut mansions.

The Wrangler 2-Door. A class transcender.

Which turned into...

My daughter will be getting a manual as a first car.. none of her friends will be able to drive it.. so essentially, it will be a non-issue.. I'm half considering getting one with a manual choke as well.. so none of them would be able to start it either even if they could drive stick.

Thanks Obama

You never know with macanamera. He inspires confidence in people. For example: I once heard that some guy went to all the trouble of importing a Nissan Skyline and then, while the ink was still drying on the paperwork, he let macanamera drive it after only knowing him for an hour.

Turbo!

Spark advance. One less thing to have to do while driving.

I’m going with the A/C. My kids will grow up never having to know what it’s like to bake in a car. Every car has them now most of them work.

Don’t try to apply logic to figuring this comment out. I tried, it didn’t work.

So I guess we need to stop driving Jeeps cause WW2, Korea, Vietnam and everything else inbetween?

Sit on a cactus.

God I hope this thing makes it to production. It's so fucking cute.