1. Panic

Front plates suck, they should be replaced with a window-sticker at the very least, or nothing.

The Official Car of the 1990s, in The Official Color of the 1990s.

Whenever you post a picture. I want to take a vacation.

Anything 706HP and under just doesn't cut it anymore. With my measly 510HP and 517HP, I sometimes doubt I'll even be able to make it up to highway speeds in a safe time to avoid a collision and certain death.

Have you driven one of those on the freeway? They fit your description, but are far from overpowered.

Can you imagine a more miserable place to be than a Prius-only car dealership?

Looks great from this angle!

.... And the gated 6-speed.

Well, as you can probably guess, it turns out that the dealer gave CarMax the wrong part number. When the issue was corrected, the dealer (mind you, the same people who believe a Jaguar is equivalent to a Chevy Cruze) vehemently blamed CarMax, and vice versa. But regardless of fault, my repair was covered in full, to…

This makes too much sense. Seriously.

2016: 210hp

How #1 should have gone down:

OHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPP, THE RARELY SEEN BUT ALWAYS DREADED "$KAY FRY!"

Let's remember that the Z/28's lap was done in partially wet conditions. I'm not saying 5 seconds worth, but over that distance it's possible. I'd love to see both cars taken on the same day by the same driver for some real car to car comparisons to be made.

I had this poster. I was a weird kid.

This is all I can think

That is so fetch.