The onslaught started with the newest Quattroporte, which is seeking to lose some of its quirkiness to become an actual player in the large luxury car game. It got bigger, it went turbocharged, and the interior controls were no longer created by a dizzy Stevie Wonder with mittens on. They were created by Chrysler.

I wholeheartedly agree, my brother's '95 Tahoe is such a looker.

Here's another Korean 911 (Turbo Cab?) driver chasing a hit and run driver. These Korean 911 drivers must have formed a secret super hero club.... Good Guy Korean 911 Drivers

Well at least he kept his distance and didn't try to show off?

I'm guessing yours is a '12, my '11 stickered for the high 31 range and didn't even come with a watch.

Look at that interior! Well, look carefully, so your body doesn't go into Crimson Shock Overlaoad. It's all red velour — and it looks like it's never even been sat in. Who owned this car? A ghost that farted Fabreeze?

Sad dash is sad...

You feel like, you're in a real, like... sport... car.

Vanity Fair named the BMW 328xi the ultimate gay car.

Where's the hood scoop?

I love mine the most.

Maybe he would have seen the train without that black globe on his head...

Or you could just, you know, not tell the service adviser that you were racing.

Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

All 2 door Cadillacs should be available as a convertible.

Tesla Model S. It does about 0 miles to the gallon.

I would totally go to that owner's meet. Much better than the demographics of car meets for some other cars.

Idunno, I once fell in love with a Miata in British racing green card over a very high quality brown leather interior. Track day cars are great and all, but this looked like a dreamy daily driver.

Apparently, the retractable hardtop, which is optional by the way, only adds 82 lbs over the softop.