My friend...it looks like you have just dug up the new Mini concept. Its called the Mini-Maxx. It will be 16 inches shorter than a Chevy Suburban.

Once you see it you can't unsee it.

Beat me to it by 9 min.

A bit too Buick in the rear, no?

I can get over the ugly styling...I can't get over the fact that the 6MT is only available with FWD.

No Miata? He deserves to be deposed!

MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.... Dat Phaeton

Fuel Shark, anyone?

I daily drive a Miata in San Antonio, Tx. THIS is the upgrade I most desire:

I understand my rights completely. And the airline is not "kidnapping" you. If the flight is delayed 3 hours or more while you're in the plane you're allowed the deplane. If the flight is delayed an hour the airline is required to serve beverages (though they usually do this before the hour mark).

When you get on a plane next time and it's delayed but still at the gate and they close the door. Why don't you try and deplane and get back to me.

eh, you're really just paranoid. As someone who has to fly all the time, it's really not that bad. you only ever hear about the horror stories, how many articles do you read claiming: American Airlines flight 483 JFK to LAX, Arrived on time and safely! none but it happens every night.

I feel sorry for even looking at this.

So who wants to take bets on how long it takes for this article to get crossposted to Gawker? I wanna get this shitshow on the road!

It's like the difference between a VW Type 1 and a VW Karmann Ghia.

schadenfreudelopnik

Please someone edit the time on that...