The weirdest thing is that people who buy cars with the electronic parking brake will probably NEVER use the parking brake. Or even know what a parking brake is.

Awesome. The last line is hilarious and true.

1st Gear: Is Toyota Going To Win All Its Cases?

This article can be tweaked to discuss the new Escalade. I completely agree.

Collision avoidance slopfest.

Now the bad. There's a lot of hard plastic, from the push button shift to the whole center console. My test car has the collision avoidance system, and the fitment around that piece of trim in the dash looks haphazard and cheap.

So is everyone except her and her lawyer.

Exactly again. Plus, your return on a $30,000 investment today will probably be better in a market fund somewhere... not in an M3.

Or you could buy one and drive the hell out of it until it dies, rebuild it, and then keep driving it forever. That's what I would do.

Ida St. John, then 83, was hurt when her 2005 Camry crashed in April 2009 in Columbus, Georgia. She died after the accident and her grandson is pursuing the lawsuit. He doesn't claim the accident caused the death. The case is the first one to go to trial of the personal injury and wrongful death cases consolidated in…

In all seriousness. They need to give this guy the car. He got, what anyone in their right minds would call, a fair hole in one. That's pretty impressive. That's what the sign says.

Sounds like a real bitch.

Here here!

I'm shocked.

I like it. It looks like an Escalade. I wasn't expecting change or hoping for change. It's big and flashy and shiny and LED-y and has BIG CADILLAC BADGES.

THIS WAS A FANTASTIC COMMENT.

Ekko's Greek American Deli - in the Houston Galleria area.

You weren't the only one!

Agreed. Anyone who would notice this would have already read this Jalopnik post. Problem solved!