How about zero?  Zero would seem to be the right number of sprint races to me.

In terms of the bridge - I’m not sure what the issue is

Here’s the section on PPE:

Cars with 2 fuel types light on fire more than cars with 1 fuel type.

I don’t see how this is the county’s fault. It’s pretty basic knowledge that you don’t leave your vehicle in a snowstorm. Sounds like the family is lashing out because they don’t want to recognize their son/brother made a poor choice. Sad stuff for sure 

Unless you’re going to go with a Smart ForTwo (and why would you?) 

Found the republican.

Did a cyclist once ruin your day because he didn’t have to sit in traffic next to you? Or are you mad because they didn’t have a beer gut?

If I drove this in Stepford suburbia, I’d be deathly afraid of those suburban moms driving Suburbans. 

Tell me about it. I decided not to drink this month. Out of curiosity, I did the math on what I’ll save and the number was startling. 

I see you’ve seen my bar tabs.

“Within my means" is really the key to most purchases.

My most recent car purchase, I had a specific monthly payment in mind ($200-250/mo), a car to trade-in (it was too small and was an Italian car about to come out of warranty) and a fortunate opportunity popped-up where I could put up a decent down payment. I started from that and had that guide my negotiation and…

10000000 fucking percent. Ever since they added one in utah 90 percent of the shit on the road has the stupid one nation under god plate.

The first time I drove through PA, I noticed a sign that said “Beware of Reckless Drivers” and it really cracked me up.

Not a state, but here’s your winner:

Fired from his job as CTO at PayPal due to incompetence, because he wanted to switch from Unix to Windows. Because he didn’t understand Unix.

The fact that it ran into the object under practically ideal conditions is the only real takeaway. For all the car knows, it could have been a deer, small tree or concrete bollard.

If you’re only driving 12 miles a day and using the truck just for Home Depot runs, wouldn’t a PHEV suv meet your needs?

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.