It is a uniquely white privilege to be able to write a fucking essay policing the policing of white women to other white women BY a white woman when people are literally dying in the street right now.

Jesus fucking christ, sometimes allies are imperfect, and that isn’t ideal!  But right now THE WAR IS LITERALLY…

Hi!

I was looking at my newsfeed last night and I started to feel pretty icky, like it had turned into the woke, white-woman, ally Olympics to see who could post the most articles, lists, or graphics letting other white people know what we’re going wrong and how we’re all guilty. 

That is true, but I think it’s important to add that Chrissy wasn’t demanding or even looking for an apology.

Yeah, I’m not even thinking of going until there’s a vaccine. I enjoy going to a movie or two a year, but it just seems like there are way too many risks.

I mean, yeah, I’d love to go to the movies if it was safe and will probably do so once it is safe, but I don’t think that I’d feel safe going to a theater without a vaccine. I especially wouldn’t feel safe sitting next to a stranger, whether or not they were wearing mask, for several hours. Are they going to keep 6…

If theaters limit screenings to sanitize the theater between audiences, and if they also need to limit the number of people watching, then tickets prices are going to be a lot more expensive. I also notice that more people want employees to be required to wear masks than want audience members to, but you’re not…

Maybe also plan a trip to the hospital?

A former boss of mine years ago said to me “Your problem is that you rely on other people knowing what they’re doing. You have to assume they don’t and plan accordingly.”

No question about it. And I’m not even American. Your infections, deaths, and death rate would have been quartered. And billions, possibly trillions of dollars would have been saved.

Just think, we could have manufactured enough masks and ppe not only for everyone in the US, but enough to ship out around the world. Hell, HEB, a Texas grocery store, made preparations as early as December, months before the White House took any action.

You can get a lot done when you’re not spending your days competing in dick-measuring contests. Or, in the case of our esteemed leader, getting bronzer touch-ups.

I keep on thinking what would Hillary Clinton have done if she were president handling this mess.  I’m certain the response would have been better.  

When I read that blurb, I thought: So, you’re* the one who makes my trips for groceries actual hell.

No one seemed to be like “get away from me” when I walked next to them. That’s what I’ve encountered at grocery stores.

Jesus, why people like you even breath? What is the number one reason blacks get shot by the police? Excuse one: “I saw a gun”, doesn’t matter if they have a license or not or even if they actually had one for that matter. Excuse two: I feared for my life. Don’t let this one incident overshadow the obvious when it…

My bandanas are blue. Have you even SEEN my eyes? Of course you’re going to go with a fetching mask, or a fun one, given the choice! Not sure why this warrants discussion. It’s like glasses. Nobody wears them for decoration, but they are on your FACE, and it feels better to feel cute!

Can we just try to live? If we’re going to be stuck in this hellscape world that has been exacerbated by this pandemic, please let us get a little bit of joy out of choosing a piece of cloth that we are using to protect each other from suffering an excruciatingly painful respiratory disease. Ordering masks off IG from…

I’d also like to add that getting plain paper masks was basically impossible when the mask rule went into place. Either everyone was out of stock or you’d have to wait a month to get them. The “fashionable” masks were all I could get my hands on, and you better believe I’m going to take that over nothing. I tried the…

This is more my style during this giant clusterfuck