You need to self-quarantine stat.

Apparently South Florida also wants to secede, although the reasoning is a little different:

What a waste of perfectly good coke!

Taint right!

LOL I used to hate-watch that show and Red Eye. I made myself stop because getting that infuriated has to be bad for your health. It wasn't all bad, though, sometimes it provided for the BEST unintentional comedy.

So true. Used tampons are an entirely different animal. lol. They almost look like pulpy, bloated brown organs. I would totally wear them on my ears!

"I don't think models would agree to go out on the runway with actual used tampons hanging from their ears. Right?"

I have so much love for this woman.

Interesting that the "it's on the internet so it doesn't count" argument wasn't used when it came to the doxing of Michael Brutsch. Then they were whining about the real-life consequences of him losing his job, etc. Because there are only real-life consequences for men, right?

dat face, tho.

Hah!! I kept thinking she reminded me of something...perfect description.

That's the lay of the land now, I guess. Black men aren't allowed to even hold toy guns, on penalty of death, while white adults and children are encouraged to arm themselves with rifles.

Thanks for posting the link. I read that story and then made the mistake of reading some of the comments. I feel so depressed now. Some of the disgusting comments:

She sounds just like a dolphin when she laughs. It's like nails on a chalkboard. And Ridiculousness has to be the bottom of the barrel, as far as TV shows go.

Take a look at fartfuckhell's posting history...I'm pretty sure they're fucking with everyone.

The possibilities are terrifying. The way things are going, though, I think a lot of people would be willing to sacrifice their privacy for more likes on Instagram.

Hah, I see a future where prospective employers review drone-recorded segments of your life before hiring, kind of like they do with Facebook today. Maybe we'll all have our own channels where anyone can watch us 24/7. I can see some people getting really excited about that, although it sounds like a nightmare to me.

Wow, this is really going to date all previous wedding photos. I wonder how many people will want do-over drone weddings?

Great idea – shadow drones to document every minute of your life. Just what we need!

Maybe that was Martha's grand plan. Force him to take completely untitillating photos so we can all see how run-of-the-mill they really look. I'm going to go with that!