I think I'm face-challenged. :0 Seriously, it does seem to come out better when someone else takes it. Maybe it's the angle?

I hear you. That has to be one of the most annoying words ever invented.

HI. Me too. Maybe it softens all the pictures, like Sears portraits.

The IPhone name is actually perfect already. Or maybe it should be the MePhone.

LOL I think it's hilarious that the point of the website is to make people aware that their info isn't private and we're all upset that our cats aren't on there.

Me too! Even though I undeniably have the cutest cat on social media, someone else in my complex had theirs featured instead. My profile and location are public, too. What a disgrace.

Honesty is always a good policy.

Lol, this sounds like something my mom would say.

I can't stop laughing.

What in the hell is this horseshit I just watched??

I don't know. I always thought Jodi Arias looked better in stripes.

He must be the guy that everyone dreads being around because they have to force fake laughter. It's painful to watch and exhausting to be around. Especially when they tell jokes and then stare you down, waiting for you to laugh.

The only obstacle to perfect beauty would be your drawing skills.

For sure. I could look like a new and improved version of Kim K!

It's actually perfect because you can be whoever you want to be! Why spend all that money on surgery when you can just buy this?

Have you invented anything that stops your husband from going behind your back and giving your cat treats? That's what I need.

yes! They also do this with elderly Asian people, who can only be wise and knowing.

or the nerdy black/latino/other minority character who acts "too white" (Fresh Prince, Urkel...).

Interesting. Maybe that scent is what I detect when I think of being with my cousins. There's definitely a strong incest-repulsion factor...maybe because I can literally "see" the similarity in our facial features. I don't know.

#notallamericans!