Why don't they just supply unisex robes at the front door? They could also add ugly helmets/fishnet/tinfoil caps that hide your hair. Problem solved! No one will be thinking about sex.

Lolz at the achilles tendon story. Has that ever happened in the history of the world?

Wow. Great advice from the po-po. WHO KNEW?!

Like others have said, thank you for doing this. I don't know how you were able to stand a whole 8 hours. It makes me physically sick to read their comments. This shit wouldn't affect me except for the fact that it's not one-in-a-million assholes who think like this. It seems to be rooted in popular culture's opinion,…

That or they had a creative director breathing down their neck waiting for them to finish the deadline!

Yeah, I think this was probably the result of some graphic designer on her 40th hour with no sleep. lol

and now we even have an emoticon for it! hah that's a good representation.

Yeah, it seems like the natural progression of the duckface. Afraid of being accused of duckface, these people toned it way down. ALAS! Now we have a new name, sparrowface. There's just no keeping your dignity with a selfie anymore. LOLZ

I've never heard of sparrow face. So I googled it and got this:

"And what kind of slob leaves old pizza boxes lying around for a Vogue photo shoot?"

You're lucky you missed the memo. I've seen way too many variations on this memo.

hah Good description of a lot of the articles. Everything is "problematic" for some reason or another. Even if there's nothing to criticize, they'll find something!

I thought this was Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Apparently this guy's a famous writer; he wrote The Man in the Gray Flannel Skirt (I'm not familiar with the book). So they have that in common. I'm leaning towards it probably being the same guy but I don't know. I also don't know if he's a cannibal. LOLZ

Hey, at least you get to have sex! This must be your bf, not your husband, amirite? ;)

We do that, too! We have our fancy dinner on any day except Valentine's – because it's always 2x as expensive and crowded on that day. What's romance? lol

I don't get my husband anything for Valentine's Day; he doesn't get me anything, either. We used to give each other gifts but decided it was a waste of money/time/effort to get each other a gift. We're not the most romantic couple, lolz.

That article...wow. Is this the writer, then?

Just because you'll never check, I'm positive you have a $5,000 ring.

no thanks!