"What is Straight Guy afraid of on the street?"

I know! That part really drives home the point. Most people would think nothing of that situation if it were presented the way it actually happens everyday (a woman's personal space being crowded by a confident shirtless man). When you switch genders, it highlights exactly how overbearing, intimidating and gender…

Where are their priorities? Being assaulted/sexually harassed/threatened is bad, sure...but can you imagine the shame and injustice of an empty OKCupid inbox?!

I've ruined way too many keyboards myself... lol that would sound bad if I was a guy.

I use wet wipes on mine, too. Cleans it pretty well.

Turns out, if you drop an iphone 5 into a toilet and let it sit for approximately 3 seconds, it doesn't damage it at all. I would prop it up so all the water can drain fully for the next 30 minutes, though. I only know this because it happened to a friend, of course.

Just horrible. What kind of uncouth, nasty motherfucker would use their iphone on the toilet?

Me too! I'll start the bidding.

LOL I have a guy friend who would always comment that "girls with herpes are cute" after watching the commercials.

There is no price too high for this.

lol he's so hood at Lenox Mall

Yeah, she did injure a couple of people, but they had nothing to do with her dispute, so I don't know how she could get any kind of sick satisfaction out of hurting unrelated innocents. She sounds looney tunes.

hah! Good to know I'm not the only one who does that. He gets so mad at me and I'll be like, "YOU'RE THE ONE KEEPING ME UP!" Plus, half the time I tell him to turn over, he's still in dreamland and can't understand me.

hah! Oh that makes much more sense now. It's inappropriate to wear a bikini when you're 50...just like it's inappropriate to wear a bikini to a funeral. WHAT???

lol I would totally shop at Claw Back Your Youth!

This is horrifying. But it also kinda looks like he's trying to eat candy lips.

Weird...I though it was Daryl Hannah, when I first saw the pic. But when I read what you wrote, I immediately recognized her as Betsey Johnson.

Could a store have a more obnoxious name than Forever 21?

LOLZ As soon as she starts saying,"This is for everyone. Everyone has facial hair, I don't care who you are, everyone..." her dog pops up in the back ground.

I was thinking that because she looks exactly the way she did in Ghost World. That was 13-14 years ago, though, hah! Maybe it's just that she hasn't changed her features any, just "refreshed" them?