Pretty sure Mark Ruffalo would get just as much poon action without this.

YES I think he has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.

"What if I agree with him but ALSO find him very attractive physically. Can I offer him my snatch then?"

Seriously. So tired of seeing whiny white people complain about reverse racism.

She shouldn't be a doctor, with that attitude. I'm sorry you had that response from her.

I do use txtspk – only when I text, though. I don't see the point in wasting time writing out words like "because", "tomorrow" and "you" when "bc", "tmrw" and "u" are much faster. If we both understand what I'm writing, I don't see the drawback. As long as it accomplishes the goal of being understood more quickly, it…

I know about as much as this dog

right-click and save? ;)

It is precious moments like this that unite the Jezebel community...something everyone can agree on. lol

Yeah, no, I don't get randomly calling out mostly completely normal people doing completely normal things. It's kinda nuts.

Yep, if a model doesn't already have a completely unrealistic cartoon figure now, she gets the super deluxe photoshop treatment. I wonder what models will look like in 20 years?

Actually, maybe Christie Brinkley would still have been a supermodel today, albeit one with a huge eating disorder. So, you know, totally different from all the other models.

I think Candice is retouched, but not to look skinnier. Like you said, they make her look softer, maybe more boneless. I haven't seen any Victoria's Secret ads where she looks like this:

I know, I can barely stand to look at those old covers – such fatties!!!

Wow, that makes me wonder if Christie Brinkley would have been a supermodel now – probably not.

lol Is this picture legal?

What bikini top?

Pretty sure someone would get fired today for not photoshopping her thighs into this:

I'm struck by how different bodies looked without photoshop. Like this one of Christie Brinkley – compare it to a modern Victoria's Secret shot with the same type of bandeau bikini. Christie Brinkley has thighs (and armpit pouch, and a normal belly) here that they would never allow now:

If a lot of women claim looks aren't important in a guy, it's because we've been socialized to feel bad about saying looks are important. I think it's a myth that's perpetuated by the media (i.e., films in which the conventionally unattractive man bags the supermodel with a heart of gold). We know that men comprise…