Ok, I retract my statement that I "LOVE SEX just like men" because I'm not going to pretend to know exactly who's winning in the libido race. Happy?

Cool, glad you like to generalize. I'm not saying I have the highest sex drive of anyone - if that's what you took away from my OP, that wasn't my intention. I just get tired of the idea that women have very little to no sex drive; this misconception ultimately harms both men and women. Do men in general have stronger…

Flesh colored pants fail!

You seem angry. Why would a totally natural human instinct that applies to both genders make me feel special? lol I definitely don't feel special when I want dick, it actually makes me feel pretty average, you know, for a straight woman. I don't understand your barometer for true horniness; you're implying that I must…

lol me too!! I'll start the bidding at $750. Anyone?

I think her ass is just really hungry.

I know. Did we really just start 2014? Hard to believe...

Holy shit, I wouldn't have thought this was possible. WTF is wrong with these anti-choice idiots? Force a likely disabled baby into this nightmare scenario for a broken family to deal with. Brilliant idea, not hypocritical at all.

Hang in there!

OMG I have been living without all this time. Thanks for letting me know, I'm off to get it!

Agreed! I tend to rely on gray pretty heavily. :)

I used to have a teacher (design class) who insisted that people who wear gray have no personality. She was a loon.

lol yeah, no.

Actually, my favorite part is the brie rind, even though it's not great quality. My husband gets so grossed out when I eat it...:)

Re: toilet paper consumption – in this way, Starbucks is like the opposite of Taco Bell. lol

ARGGHHH Starbucks cheese/cracker boxes. Just thinking about the markup on those three measly slices of cheese, couple of cardboard crackers and 1/16 of an apple they stick in there makes me furious – at myself, mostly, for being short on time/hungry enough to fall for it.

It took me a while to figure out where Double-Dick Dude was in that illustration. He's literally covered in junk!

lol I had to look him up...then I realized I've seen several episodes.

Sorry, but I have to make this about cats now. WHAT ABOUT CATS? Can you feng shui your litter box?

lol I never thought dogs pooping could save lives. They should teach this to doomsday preppers.