I would sneak out to the garage and lick the salt lick. We had them for the deer, I think? They were musty and weird, but... so tempting.

My son did that, too! He’d sneak salt all the time— kosher salt, pink salt, Celtic sea salt, all the salt except Morton’s iodized (tastes metallicy to me so I never buy it). I used to tease him that I was gonna attach a salt lick to the wall beside his bed, so he could just take a lick when needed. And we have a…

After watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, my brother and I would eat ice cream with raspberry jam on top which we would call ‘monkey brains’. He has since introduced this concept to his boys, but they aren’t old enough to watch Temple of Doom, yet.

Whenever I went to a store that had a stuffed animal display, I would silently say “food, food, food, water, water, water” so I knew they were all taken care of. I was a silent stuffed zoo keeper. 

My sisters and I would pretend to be mermaids eating fish guts whenever we ate pepperoni pizza.

Seriously. A pandemic is no excuse to get lazy.

I guess the downside of running a con in the middle of a pandemic is that a heap of people have nothing better to do than research your obvious con.

I’ve never been so satisfied in my choice to be childless.

They sound like English real ale names , ( except for Van Ownership which is totally a Seattle microbrewery IPA) 

So both the PM and Health Sec have come down with Covid-19 while the Chief Medical Officer is also self-isolating after reporting symptoms of the virus. Effectively the British government response to the outbreak could be decapitated and left in the hands of one Dominic Raab, the man who as BrexSec “didn’t realise how…

I found 2 Le Creuset pots with matching lids in great condition at Goodwill earlier this month. Total at checkout: $26. Steal of a lifetime! 

I guess I’m a GenX old (50) and none of this resonates with me. My friends and I have been throwing down in the kitchen for 30 years now; it started with an ill advised Thanksgiving turkey with ‘Shrooms (yeah that kind) in the stuffing circa 91/92. We had big, formal, sit down dinners for New Year’s Eve in our 20's…

god damn your virtue signalling is fucking LOUD.

WinglessVictory is literally doing 10000% more than is normal, and you’re just attacking them even more. Unpaid rent is *not* a write off on taxes.

It’s so weird right now, here in the Detroit area as well. Things went south with my autistic son today. And by south I mean a meltdown so bad he gave me whiplash, concussion, sprained wrist, something called a nightstick fracture on my arm, broke the tip off the bone in my left ring finger and more sprains and…

“Revenge is a dish best served with fecal matter”?

Clicks link...reads.

considering that parents with felonies don’t qualify for food assistance,

As a New Orleans resident, was not expecting to see an article on Jezebel centering on it. Most of the people running around and drinking in the Quarter and on Magazine like fools on Saturday and again yesterday are tourists. However, the folks serving them are locals and have no safety net. My partner and I are…

Living in the Seattle area is pretty eerie right now. Not two weeks ago, we were the “epicenter” so to speak. Now it seems that most major cities across the country are in the process of catching up.