Yeah, and strangely, by then you’d have thought BMW would have mastered metal corrosion treatment.

two words:  Iowa Rust

Whats the VORP on a 13 year vet with a .12

This was my exact thought. Those tail lights are straight from Lexus.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Obviously, with no one on the sideline to notice anything and with Chung only sitting for one play, there wasn’t enough time for anyone to get a good enough look to send word to make sure Chung was evaluated.

Like an idiot I mispelled Samuel L Jackson. I accept any ridicule that comes my way for this. 

Speaking of jeans, where’s the denim tuxedo I was told was de rigueur at Canadian weddings?

Most likely Bangor, Maine, amirite?????.....Guys?

No, this is the appropriate gif

You may hit like Mays but you post like shit. +1 RBI

I’ll always think of Jack Cust falling down and trying to crawl home (it didn’t work, not that standing up would have worked any better):

Look, folks, not every fucking pizza is going to exceed expectorations.

Spittle Caesars 

It’s not necessarily damage to the ligament that causes the tear. Over time, I had felt my knee getting less stable and went in to the ortho fearing it was about to blow. Ligaments were fine, but the extra strength training on my legs was keeping my quads and hamstrings tight when I’d get on the field. Stretching,…

Non-contact knee injuries happen all the time I blew out my ACL on a non contact rugby move. Playing on artidixial turf, I cut one way and, as best as I can tell, my cleat stayed planted and my knee decided not to come along for the ride.

I thought it was a clean hit at first. Then I rewatched it and holy shit that earhole

Both times I tore my ACL (one for each) it was doing something I’d done a million times before. I’m inclined to think there’s damage being done slowly up to that point. Death by a thousand cuts, that kind of thing.

Still can’t believe the Knicks signed the forklift to a max contract. 

You get to drink from THE FIREHOSE!