Bye, son.

do these sound like the actions of a mans who’s had all he can eat?

Judge : And what did yoy do after that?

‘Tis not a man, ‘tis a remorseless eating machine.

File footage of the event:

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

two quarterbacks at the same time

Came here for this. Thanks.

“Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin’ with the train
They were all in love with dying they were drinkin’ from a fountian
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.”

I guess the part of this story that leaves me the most uncomfortable is that everyone was being guided by written rules.

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

While we’re tenderizing you, please change your avatar. For some reason, when I glance at it, it appears like the Ottawa Senators logo, and casts your posts in a bad light.

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead. 

You know, Jon Gruden with a coaching job in 2018 is like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.

I initially read this as “my keys were stuck in my cat” which kind of marginally made more sense. 

Did you know it originally had lyrics?

+1 for cowbell