When a balk results in a walk-off, it should be required for the winning run to walk in. Same should apply for a bases-loaded walk. The Dodgers should be able to protest the failed execution of a proper balk-off and have 2 outs, with runners and 2nd and 3rd (Maybin would be out). It can be an unwritten rule, but…

+1 bodybag. Yeaaaaah!

They need to mic up the players; I wanna hear the DB yell, “Super Sorry!” as he lowers the boom on Johnny Football.

And with 5 mins more of thinking, Iggy Azalea and Snow.

Rick Astley, Arnell Pineda, Van Morrisson, George Ezra, Beth Ditto. Off the top of my head.

If (when) the season becomes a total failure, you know they'll blame Canada. The administration needs to be proactive and think, "What would Brian Boitano do?"

Trump watched the Lorax and thought the Once-ler had it right: No trees = no fires and, even better, massive profits. 

“Clevinger” is the perfect pseudonym for any sports foible in Cleveland. Any Browns’ miscue should be known as “pulling a real Clevinger”. Or, “The Cavs had a great season, til LeBron dropped them like a hot Clevinger and went to LA.” Urban is about to become an honorary Clevinger for his ability to step on his own…

It was more of a percussive, as opposed to rhythmic, slapping.

Yes, just what we need. More division over sports. Because the Ds are paragons of virtue. Just like the Rs are, to their followers. Eat a bag of dicks. This should be one of the non-partisan fun events.

“The ensuing fracas apparently forced LeBron and Kevin Durant to break it up, saying something along the lines of, ‘this isn’t that type of party.'"

Kiki (and others) responded on the Twitter  

This was so bad by the Braves announcers. If the Braves could manufacture runs as well as Caray and Simpson manufacture controversy, they'd be 10 games ahead of the Phillies. 

Like the intentional walk, there needs to be an intentional loss. You’re behind and surrendering, but there is no clock to run out.

Truther here: The play should have been to 1st base all along with 2 outs and a slow runner at bat. You know the runner is going with contact, if not with the pitch, and you have a shift on, so coverage at 2b is out of position. Robertson should have fielded that ground ball and made the easy throw to 1st to end the…

Hello, dum-dum

Don't go get super-shitfaced without a plan? At over 270lbs, dude had a ton to drink to blow over .2. 

I think Yossarian moved the “protest line" back to the field.