He literally just turned his life into a pile of schist.

I'd say his life is a pile of schist

+1 Furious George

Visor:Fedora :: Richie:Incognito

Yes, until Gypsy come and grab you by the hram. Everybody dancing now!

Stole a page out of the OJ playbook

Why haven’t we heard news about the soccer team trapped in Kiev?

There is a strict “Dontesk, don’t tell” policy. 

I've been saving it til all were out. I want to be irreverent, in a tactful way.

It's like you don't even know how much a denim casket, carried by a denim hearse, with a denim headstone costs. And for that, I'm super sorry.

*ain't 

Shoulda inked a long-term deal

Back...and to the left

You totally whiffed on this:

No, Russia is happy to get +5GD from them. They needed to eliminate them so Uruguay and Egypt couldn’t get the same easy win. A forfeit is only +3GD. 

I’d be more concerned if I didn’t see fire, cause then you know the engine has died. Here, we just have a little escaped combustion.  

Yep, someone just kicked the tires.

He never once got above the Mendoza line. I think he peaked in the mid buck-80s. I wish I could drop #s as fast as his BAP.

I thought he was speaking parsal tongue, or looking to fight orcs, or something