I use this to haul 400 cases of Coors beer east of the Mississippi. A cool guy with a mustache runs blocker for me.

Yup, me too.

Yup, this one is legit. Seen it in person.

I SCORE BIG GOAL!

My pops had a 74 dark green Pinto wagon that he said was his favorite car. 4 speed manual and it could tow a 22 foot sailboat all day with no problem.

Svedka is underrated and fairly cheap. It’s my standard liquor cabinet vodka.

They’re criminals. They broke the law and continue to break the law. Fuck em.

Yup, I always read it as “Slut Life” too! I even see them here in Colorado, because we’re so close to the ocean?

As long as he tells everyone “You call him Dr. Jones!”, then you’re fine. Bonus points if he yells “Cover your heart Indy!” at random times.

Fantastic! I even said it in my head using Malachi’s voice. Strangely enough, my wife was not down for naming our first son Malachi, after this dude.

COTD! Hilarious!