Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It is dependent on many factors.

COTD 

Well, he did almost write her off...

If you use your spouse to make content, are they tax deductible?

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Who the hell is Darth Vader?

“These characters range from the stalwart Jedi Luke Skywalker to the most famous Star Wars character: Bossk.”

I will boycott Jalopnik if this doesn’t get COTD.

What you did there, I observed it.

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

Thanks for reading, Ginger!

Wow, this is a shit headline. Go fuck yourself Rafi.

You’ve just restated The Problem With Every AWD Car. It’s a false sense of security. They get you going in poor conditions... then what? Now you’re going, with less-than-ideal traction. AWD ain’t never gonna help you stop or turn.

Oh fuck, this fucking thing.

Best & worst depending on whether you value fun or comfort more. Sometimes it gets stuck too!

This is me stuck. Waited 3 hours for my father in law and a shovel

The worst part about it is that he worked so hard to get it herself

counterpoint: 4k will buy you a 2000s accord or civic all day, even one with a stick. Either way you’ll have a faster, safer more capable ride.

Considering every single 90's Honda around the DC Metro area is like riced up and street raced to total shit and they want 4k...gonna have to go with NP.