mhpala
MHPALA
mhpala

Ok Bill Cosby.

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

this pilot is talented! drawing a penis at what!? 7 or 800 mph? Im glad hes on our side!

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!

Let’s hope that he sprayed it with Holy Water to prevent it from bursting into flames.

What runs forever? Because you are not getting a Model 3.

Happily admitting again that I was wrooooooong about the Switch. Congrats to Nintendo, and I’m looking forward to grabbing one.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

This is my favorite so far. Hella Jalop!

Every. Fucking. Week.

I travel very frequently for work. Every rental I’ve had goes through the following tests

I rented a Pontiac Sunfire for a trip to Kill Devil Hills, NC - a place where driving on the beach is completely allowed. After the usual assortment of handbrake-assisted U-turns and curb clips, we headed out around midnight to drift the sandy shores. We made it, maybe, 100 feet before becoming impossibly stuck. By

one time when i was in high school my parents ended up with a loaner monte carlo SS - not the coolest car, but eager to feel some power, i waited til they had fallen asleep to steal it... only to find out it had fake SS badges

Oh yes, my friends and I know how to have a good time. We like to spend time in the evening after our post-supper chores are done. We gather in the sitting room while sharing anecdotes and enjoying a cup or two of decaf coffee, taking care not to overindulge. If we’re feeling particularly jovial, we’ll partake in call

You’re some special kind of sicko you freak, get off this site you reprobate!!!

Gee whizz, you must be the life of the party.

I didn’t pay the towing surcharge on the Ram 3500 I rented from Enterprise. I towed with it.

damn that’s a good looking wagon...too bad if it were brought to america it would face disappointing sales because EVERYBODY NEEDS ALL THE RIDE HEIGHT. ALL OF IT. FOR WHEN I HAVE TO DRIVE OVER ALL THE FEET OF SNOW!!!!! sorry...had a moment there...I’m calm now...I swear

Fuckin robots takin my jobs! I’m outta here!