I’ve had a diesel R class for several years. I am still not sure if I like it. It’s weird. I think I like it. Not sure. 

Busted!

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to drive around with a baby and no car seat. I don’t condone crimes. 

or jet fuel

Let’s be honest: Those people don’t have friends. Unless “friend” is defined as “Someone you happen to be familiar with who will listen to you talk about yourself endlessly”. 

Joule thief!

Day 1 as CEO of BMW, I announce... a new car company. EMW. Seriously. Hear me out.

$200k to spend and you’re asking for advice? He doesn’t have a pretty solid opinion of what he wants, or does he simply want to tell someone he has $200k to blow to gloat? 

My car is old enough to have 2 kids, a messy divorce, and a questionable Tinder account.

Do you? More features doesn’t equal more value. I’d argue that a base shitbox is more value still than most crossovers that cost more.

How many of you feel like your car drives happier when it's clean?

I mean she’s a travelling nurse and no one suggested a medical chuck wagon.

I’m just saying this because I have a weird unjustifiable liking towards these things. And given that she’s not looking for anything particularly exciting, just needs efficient and spacious transportation, why not? Wagons make everything cooler...even a Prius, right? -

If they leave the market, where will I get my pleather assless chaps with the name of my local dealership on them?

A few shots of the actual car have been taken! I think it looks quite good!

gas, grass or ass.. nobody rides for free

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham has a matched set.

“Used Privately — Never as a Taxi!!!”

Neutral: an interesting, but attainable vehicle.

Idiot. No. It is not about being faster. It is about engagement and being connected to the car. Doing things yourself and enjoying every single aspect about actually DRIVING.