I kind of assumed it was Ambrose’s bf. the death of the iguana familiar was kind of tidily swept aside as being connected to the warlock’s death, but then when the parents died right as they were going to bring over their son’s occult belongings I felt, like. 70% sure.

Honestly the worst sex I’ve had was big dick’d guy with too much stamina. More than 8 minutes of that and it just got uncomfortable. Average FTW!!!

And the comments on his Instagram post are full of people who think it’s more plausible that George Clooney and KFC are part of a worldwide conspiracy against him than him experiencing some kind of mental health crisis. 

Saw the kindergarten teacher at TIFF, i found it more cringey than overtly unpleasant. Maggie Gyllenhaal’s character is definitely going off the rails, though.

I have an aversion to films about recent mass traumas in general. It’s hard to make films about events that are so fresh in the collective conscience, with many people alive who are still living with the repercussions, without it feeling exploitative, overly sentimental, or ideologically biased. I feel like seeing…

Nah, I rolled my eyes pretty hard. I feel like inevitably the supersleuths of the internet would have figured out that this person doesn’t exist. Why people think they can catfish the world anymore when you can find out your Hinge date’s credit score and entire job history in about 10 seconds on google is beyond me...

My s/o And i moved in together last year when we relocated and since none of our collective furniture was worth hauling cross-country, we started from scratch. After having mismatched furniture for so long I am super pleased with how everything turned out. We bought most of our furniture from Ikea, and bought pretty…

My s/o And i moved in together last year when we relocated and since none of our collective furniture was worth…

Enjoyed Chrissy’s hot ones interview. The comments section is probably one of the worst ones I’ve seen on their videos yet though!

Such a good finale! Definitely brought up a lot of the dudes I’ve dated in the past. This episode was almost cathartic. I once had a guy tell me straight he didn’t want a relationship he had to work at. I hope at some point in his life since then someone gave him that same speech Lawrence’s dad gave him. And the last…

She was also a huge hypocrite way back when during the whole “it’s ok for women to experiment with women but not okay for men to do the same” situation. I want to like Molly because I appreciate her for being driven and career-oriented but her attitudes toward dating and men can be so childish. I’m convinced that…

-I do hope that Dro dro-es away. Every time he comes back I groan. Yes, he’s hot and blah blah but Molly seems to have expected that he would up and leave his wife rather than accepting the nature of their relationship. And frankly, I don’t think Molly has it in her to be in an open relationship. Him being around just…

Emilia comes off so nice and charming that I’m not bothered by her being cast, particularly in some vanilla Christmas movie. It’s not like Meryl Streep was knocking down the door.

I recently rewatched  dirty dancing (my sister and I used to have it on repeat when I was in middle school) and I was like AHH WHEN DID THIS MOVIE GET SO HOT?! I mean, I always knew it was hot... but evidently I still had some growing up to do.

Well, can you blame him? Once you let one ding-dong do it suddenly it doesn’t seem like much of a jump. “Oh *that* guy did it? Even *i’m* smarter than *him*.”

Oh boy! This is the sort of movie I can only watch with both hands over my eyes while screaming the entire time (see also: Ingrid goes west, notes on a scandal, young adult). Watching people’s lives unravel so spectacularly because of their delusions is just too distressing.

Mmm. Reminds me of the lady who refused to chuck a dime into my UNICEF box one Halloween because she only cared about “kids in this country”... (I’m guessing she didn’t actually give a shit about kids in need in any country, but anyway)

Literally my first thought was “they had the baby, so chill!”

Hard pass. It took years to grow mine back after over tweezing as a teenager and I’ve grown to appreciate the gift that is nice full brows, particularly after seeing the $$$ people shell out for microblading.

Ooh, this was extremely satisfying to read. Sexual harassment is the one form of human bullshit where I really allow my revenge fantasies to run wild.

Definitely was not your garden variety cat-caller. Even as it was happening it was obvious this was not about trying to pick up women, but trying to provoke a response for his own amusement.