Do not ride in bed of pickup, especially if you are a Bengal.

Malcolm Butler was benched for not crying hard enough during the anthem.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I have a three year old Samsung and don’t give a shit what anybody thinks.

I don’t understand the question.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Consent?

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

Nah you taught that kid an important lesson: Life is cruel horseshit and you should use booze to cope.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

Bortles is an 8 out of 13 in dopeness and freshness. Jury is still out on how smart-brained he is.

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

But is it an elite charity?

Perhaps Monsieur Trump would like a wayfarrrr thin mint?

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

Truly a crime, Dog.

“Too soon.”