I eat 14 eggs a day. The whole point was it’s a freak accident. And my name is not Jesus 

Shut the fuck up.

I watched the game. Westbrook had a treble-double.

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

When you replace elite you become elite, that’s just science.

It's week 14.

+1 Staph Sergeant

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

We do?

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

or worse- we find out he’s an Imagine Dragons fan

Oh, and eat at Arby’s.

Yeah, but that’s like 27 in dog feet.

Head coach Adam Gase attributed the collapse in part to starting left tackle Laremy Tunsil’s concussion and exit from the game.

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Arm chair coach asks if he’s considered walking it off or playing through it.

He got better

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Let’s see Collinsworth spin this one on Sunday Night Friday Football.