Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started…

1967-1986, 1988-2000, 2001-2005

Um, I’m pretty sure stealing a QBing job was the central plot of the original Ace Ventura film.

Nice to see a Harvard kid finally get a shot.

“The human body can do truly crazy things!”

That’s quite the switch for AP.

This is the most ambitious crossover event in Kinja history.

This is like losing a ten dollar bill one day but then the next day you see a dog in a motorcycle sidecar wearing his own dog goggles.

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

That would be downright shady. 

So is her face a sandwich?

The NFL could learn a thing or two...face slap, squirt with water, cutting edge concussion protocol there.

On a scorecard.

Jack could use a shoulder to cry on because that bat is fucking glued to one of his.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

News of a man dying on a little league field was especially terrifying for Danny Almonte’s family.

In response, Sean Hannity reminded viewers that the only reason Osama Bin Laden survived the 9/11 attacks was that Giuliani rolled up his sleeves and punched him so hard he flew all the way back to Afghanistan and landed safely in a pile of harvested opium pods.