‘Please, save my leg!’

A bud lite someone bought fully knowing they didnt want it

Bah god, that’s Nick Foles’s music!

“Exotic Smashmouth” sounds like an all acoustic Smashmouth cover band or a very niche type category of pornography.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

I believe CCR warned us about his rise, too.

Moon’s attorney will undoubtedly claim that sleeping under the same blankets is entirely normal, with the hope Haskell’s attorney doesn’t know the best way to attack the cover-two defense is to split the seams. 

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I know what you’re trying to do here, and I don’t like it. :D

That’s very ballsy of you.

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

I laughed way too hard at this. Take your star. And also all of my money. Which is $0.

Reporter: Can you tell us how it feels to both start and finish with yourself?

Parkey: Feels? I guess a little lonely sometimes, but that is a kicker for you. These guys have groupies lined up around the block and can get into the hot clubs for free, but kickers... unless we are in a relationship we’re used to taking…

This is precisely why they need to have other people play video games for UNC athletes.

We are still unsure what happened