“Chumba, one of the runners who was led off-course, took fourth.”

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Somewhere, the executive producer of “Bigfoot Hunters” just circled the word “Boston?” on a notepad and underlined it twice.

So true. When I think of the Colts, the first thing that springs to mind is “depth.”

Just grab a fistful out of Irsay’s satchel and get on out there.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

+ (building) 7

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

Ex Machina doesn’t rate?

Wait, you’re telling me the Chiefs gave the ball to Washington and then took it back a couple moments later? I feel like there’s a term for that..

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

Of course you’re wrong; it should have been your first thought.

Rating of Sam Adams’ seasonal offerings mentioned by Zukka

It’s sunny and 70 degrees in the Philadelphia area today, with puffy clouds. That’s warm enough, beach-going assholes of the world! I am under no pressure to pack up 7 million different items and two children into a bag and drive to 70-degree water to be able to enjoy the day, because the air is 70 degrees. It’s…

Last night I made a sweeping generalization about your mom’s fan base.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

You were cleaning something, alright.

say it to my face