Man, I never had two women kissing me when I was wearing braces. And I had some sweet BMX action going and knew, like, a TON of Rush lyrics! Go figure...

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

He’s never been IN the black either.

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

In my opinion, the dude should do at least 3.1415926535 years in prison.

Reached for comment, Buffalomeat said he finally feels like he’s getting back at his old Little League coach, who left him to rot in the outfield.

Hearing the fan yell, “You ain’t about it, bro!” really made me want to see what kind of visor he was wearing.

So was that a yes or a no on my Trump piñata?

Skip Bayless is already applauding you for being the positive role model that young black man needs.

what an unmusial occurrence...

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

#NEVERFORGET

Waltman, who also wrestled as Syxx, the 1-2-3 Kid and under several other names

“Had he gone to one of my bogus charter schools, he would have learned civility, politeness, and how to make Gucci purse knock-offs in a basement sweatshop for my benefit.”

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

These cavaliers sHow a neveR say diE attitudE Once showN a challengE.

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

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I warned you!!