(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

Polish horseshoes

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

An offensive pivot like Murphy’s is incredible in its own right; it’s made more incredible by the fact that he is 32 years old.

Trying to find the season where Babe hit .240 and struck out in more than a third of his at-bats.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

ROSES ARE RED

Blue Balls Matter

Irvin’s lawyer told TMZ that these latest allegations are completely false: “You expect the public to believe that Michael Irvin had drugs and *gave* them to another person rather than use them all himself?”

If Mark Davis doesn’t want fans to be overwhelmed at the new stadium, he should insist on a simple bowl design.

Out of curiosity, would it be better or worse if they looked like ass that wasn’t from the ass factory? Like, homemade ass, or some sort of hippie organic free range ass or whatever.

Might be just you.

I’m having a hard time understanding him. What does De’Fox say?

I reacted the same way during my presser after my last slo-pitch softball season, except instead of a reporter asking about my noble effort after a heartbreaking defeat, it was basically the drunken wife of one of my teammates spitting nacho bits in my face as she slurrily demanded to know how the fuck I managed to…

Skip has that underrated chicken-and-broccoli strength but Barkley would prevail.

That’s actually just another pair of khakis folded up.

Just had a nice chat w/ Jim Harbaugh about his khaki game. He upgraded to @lululemon pants and says, “I’ll never wear anything else.” Smart.

I love this: