+1 Pope Paul V

no....... there’s not.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

3.2. Three teams plus the Jets.

And basketball players could just lay it up instead of dunking. And America could have just virtually exterminated Native Americans without treaties instead of adding the treaties. I could just cry myself to sleep on the toilet instead of also masturbating.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dont’a Hightower is scheduled to fly to Pittsburgh tonight. But storm also expected to hit New Jersey. So Mother Nature now figures into FA.

That’s such a lazy joke, if we can even call it that. I’m in camp If You’re Gonna Be Offensive, At Least Make A Joke That Isn’t Also More Than 100 Years Old. My camp also needs a better name.

r/GoNets is the saddest thing on the internet. I dare you to look at it.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Dogsled

Thank you so much for that. I needed it this morn.

His Twitter and Instagram posts are just distractions. We need to pay attention to how he’s dismantling the EPA, the State Department, and abortion rights.

One Adderall and you can do it all.

The on deck circle, or as Tebow calls it, purgatory.

Those are Bengals moves if I’ve ever heard them

Leo X, according to some PBS docuthingee, would throw lavish parties that featured boys jumping out of giant bowls of pudding. So, he may only be the 253rd best pope in history, but he was easily Joe Paterno's best defensive coordinator.