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"Lucky" Ralph Von Albertson
mholmes3

+1 blanket

+1 repressed memory

This is a fair and lukewarm take.

How far can you punt a football?

When you were skate boarding professionally what peer did you admire most through the years?

That’s nice, but how far can he punt a football?

Did the three people that watched the game last night hear the announcer (forgive me I don’t recall who it was) very aggressively talk down about Colin being the starting QB then instantly defend Gabbert after saying he’s a great passer (even though all statistics and people who aren’t blind prove that incorrect)?

“Watching that game was the worst football experience I’ve ever had”

+1 luke-warm take

You must be so fun to be around.

Everyone knows you can’t go to three pumps.

“Worst 9/11 ever”

Can anyone confirm that Randy Moss murdered Trent Dilfer in his sleep last night?

+1 never going back

So, why isn’t Payton Manning being interviewed as well?

I went to Cincinnati last year and had to try Skyline after all the shit that it’s gotten from this site. They sit you down at a table and even have waiters to make it feel like you’re in a real restaurant. The only question the waiter asks you is how many would you like. The bun to conie ratio is mostly bread, the

Try harder.

Everything in my life is a lie.

+1 belt tuck