You’re at least the second best Muppet after this.

Is this going to last the entire season? If so, thank you in advance.

You’re doing god’s work.

Tim “Wall of Text” Marchman

I didn’t know Jerry Jones had a kinja account.

Ah yes, the same NFL that reduced Greg Hardy’s 10 game suspension to 4 games. Both of those offenses seem equal.

But why male models?

What about the Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?

This is an Aldon Smith article, not Johnny Manziel.

So dumb +1

hot take

Shhhhh....

Putting Danny Almonte to shame.

The Yankee fan in attendance was very impressed.

This guy gets it!

Ok

You’re not fluent in sarcasm, are you?

Does anyone really care about Rhode Island though? It’s not even an island.

DAH FENWAY FRANK IS NUMBAH 1!

That’s awesome and his first tweet is 100% the truth. I don’t think I’ve cared about someone’s pace of play since Sergio Garcia.