Dapper:

“Let me get this straight–Ms. Carroll is suing the President for defending himself against false allegations?” she asked. “I guess since the book did not make any money she’s trying to get paid another way. The story she used to try and sell her trash book never happened, period.”

Which brings us back to what is obvious, but bears repeating: Racists aren’t actually concerned about having more white anything, it’s about making sure there is never a counternarrative. Any commemoration, monument or tribute to black life, progress, or history is seen as a threat.

When contacted by The Root, Jesus wept.

“$3.3 million in donations....$1.8 million for the church.... $1.5 million among the victims”

I’m glad you said this. Because it is true for me (a white lady) as well. But you wrote it better than I ever could have.

Hey Michael, middle aged white guy here.

It’s never good to wish death on anybody, but I do wish this Rudy outlived that other one.

Um. On behalf of church pot luck everywhere, one thing church folks know is how to feed people. And you take a love offering, rather than charge a fee.

Prison food to go with the prison garbs? 

Helllllllll yeah, Team Baba Yaga! That WAS fun!

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I formed a group of girls at recess and called us the Pegicorn Girls. Because we were fans of pegasus(es)(there’s no good way to pluralize that word) and unicorns and decided that somewhere out there was a liger-like combination of the two. So we galloped around the playground like the…

In all my years of social media use, I never said anything negative to anyone. That changed when I saw Paul Maidement’s smug ass statement on Twitter. It felt good to tell him to fuck off. DEADSPIN FOREVER

Remember when everyone hated Nick Denton?

I had this ready for Deadspin Up All Night…

Best mythical creature: Deadspin

I give you Molesworth’s Mini-Me’s favorite mythical creature- the llamacat.

Starting a GoFundMe to pay bail for anyone willing to kick Jim Spanfeller in the nuts.

Having to interact socially with strangers.