As a New Yorker I say: don’t let the door hit you etc. etc., also be aware that we have an extradition agreement with Florida, so no getting out of those felony indictments coming up from SDNY. See you in that orange jump suit soon!

It is now mandatory that every Trump story begins with “Florida man...,” like “Florida man commits impeachable offense during spittle-infused press conference,” or “Florida man uses Secret Service to hide golf cheating.”

Because everyone in NYC hates him?

Dear Future Walmart shoplifters -

hey I never said I don’t love shitty bars

Kanye Worst.

Kanye doesn’t know what he’s doing, and he has too many people around him telling him that he’s right without challenging his mindset. On top of that, he’s got a lot of love from the Right for being their Mr. Bojangles.

I’m done. I’ve been reading Deadspin since the days of Leitch and you assholes killed it. Good job Spanfeller. I created this burner account AFTER 14 FUCKING YEARS OF LOYAL READING just so I could tell you to fuck yourself.

Just want to take a moment to say, Donald Trump is a piece of shit, and anyone who has a problem with him getting booed can eat my ass.

It’s absolutely fine for private-equity chodes to get booed in their own comments sections.

Just let us know where we can keep reading you whenever they decide to fully nail this Deadspin coffin shut. So disappointed as a long reader. Your articles about Trump are almost the only media I can bear to consume on the subject anymore. You, Lauren, Drew, Laura and all the others who don’t “stick to sports” are…

Reading this site for years. Came for the sports, stayed for the politics. Still a loyal grey after all these years. That’s going to be hard though with this bullshit corporate mandate. In fact I’d say since the elimination of Splinter I’ve cut my time here by about 60%. Factor in those fucking autoplay videos and I’m…

Dear executives of whatever the hell you private equity people call the GawkerModoMediaGroup now,

I’m sure the wardens at Deadspin will never allow this comment to make it out of the grey’s, but this new edict from Deadspin about how they need to ‘stick to sports’ is horse-shit.

I completely approve of the rebellion you’re currently engaged in against your corporate overlords. And if any of them are reading this comment, please know that literally the only reason I read this article (and saw their obnoxious ads on it) is because it’s about something besides just sports.

Roth is always sticking to sports because every article he writes is a 500 foot home run.

David, seriously if this clown succeeds in killing Deadspin/Kinja which appears to be his goal, please leave a forwarding address, I’m not the only one who finds your commentary indispensable and I forward all of your Trump dissections to my 89 year old Mom who’s a big fan.

Way to “stick to sports”

Keep fighting the good fight guys. If I wanted ESPN-like articles, I’d go there.

Stay strong, guys.  We’re all pulling for you.  Solidarity.