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More good stories for 2020! Also, what is this Biscuitville. Is it good? I need the 411.

I think I like you Joe.

He owes $13 million. He’ll be as bankrupt as fuhrer Trump!

What makes me feel bad about pointing out Kobe was a rapist in the wake of his death, I think, is that his daughter died with him. It felt disrespectful to her and to the other victims to drag Kobe’s rapist past out. He was a rapist, he knew he was a rapist, he all but admitted he raped someone, and he skated on rape,

Jack McCoy or bust

Love these and I often find myself watching old Craig Ferguson late show highlights on YouTube as well. His improv with Josh Thompson aka Geoff Peterson the skeleton is some of the finest television repartee ever. Those shows were magic.

Wake me up for the Oz fandom...

Accurate. I was listening to the man in the window / golden state killer podcast - it was blowing my mind about law enforcements‘ deep lack of concern about the rape /harassment/ stalking/ peeping Tom crimes in the 70s or whatever, and I kept thinking “wow we’ve come so far” and then I thought better. I don’t think

Off topic but here goes:

I think you mean Gene from Wet Hot American Summer

I’m an ADA Rafael Barba (Raúl Esparza) gal myself...

This article immediately made me think of the old awesome Elliot Stabler: Rage Cop” meme page but I can’t find it now (my work blocks tumblr). The SVU formula works because we all fantasize about a world where cops give a shit about rape and zealously go after powerful men and rapists. This is nothing like our world

When you scrolling through the want ads, see “Offensive Coordinator,” and think “I could do that.”

If we could arrange for them to meet in Hell, I’d be ok with that.  That would be fine.

What would you call it... 

However, black voters have the right to know the truth and—when it comes to issues of race—they should be able to weigh the pros and the cons. While these candidates’ cons might not necessarily be fatal, it is stupid to dismiss valid criticism as unwarranted attacks. It makes your candidate look weak.

Harding?

This☝🏽I just posted I live in Philly people are frothing at the mouth to go to wild wood to watch this idiot. They are dangerous he is dangerous this has to stop we nitpick the candidate once there in office and that orange orifice is gone hopefully in very hot unpleasant place for all time.

Yeah, this is basically all the tasks of being a parent.  I think she forgot eventually helping out with college applications.

The future is now, plebs. Enjoy.