Yeah I was kind of confused by that response from both Gaffigan and the interviewer. Anesthesia is incredibly dangerous - giving someone just a fraction too much can kill them, too little can kill them too if they wake up during major surgery. And people have unintended, unpredictable reactions to it as well. That's…

I'll take "Jokes from the 50s" for $400, Alex.

I'm really upset about this, actually. I don't watch him live because I'm an old fogey now and go to bed at 9, but I love catching up on demand throughout the week. This is so disappointing.

Your wife has terrible taste.

This is 100% accurate.

Seriously, what is the point of this article? If a TV chef warned me every few seconds to wash my hands or change out my cutting board or use a meat thermometer, I would be switching the channel faster than those magic ovens can cook a roast.

I hate this incorrect pooping narrative that seems to have become so prevalent. Are people really having that much trouble pooping? Do you poop about once a day? Does it come out? Then guess what, you're good and you don't need some stupid stool (pun intended).

The sexualization of children in American society is deeply, deeply disturbing. Pageants, dance recitals, commercials…I recently saw a commercial for Honest Company diapers that literally had babies dancing "sexily" in diapers to a song with the lyrics "Does your momma know you dance like that?" WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS…

Seriously, what the hell happened? I don't really know much about her personality, but I'm having a hard time imagining a situation where they wouldn't publish the interview.

Anyone around here watched The OA? I'm three episodes in and loving it but AVC didn't do reviews (except for the finale) and I really want to talk about it!

Schrodinger's Fetus.

I love that you made this joke.

Oh, my God. Just reading that makes me want to vomit.

Leave it to Chuck Jones to somehow make the TV special more Dr. Suess-esque than the original Dr. Suess book.

I always thought it had to have been sung by Howard Keel, because it sounds exactly like Howard Keel. Now I'm just disappointed.

I ask myself that exact same question every time I see the trailer for this on TV. I don't understand who got all these people on board. They must have offered a shit ton of money, right?

Reading shit like this just makes me feel hopeless. Fox News most watched?? For Christ's sake, how do you fight that kind of dissemination of misinformation??

The original 1961 Parent Trap???? YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I want Facebook to die a violent and fiery death, but I would be satisfied with it becoming the next MySpace. All it is now is vanity and neo nazis.

In other words, white.