That's bad. Sounds like you are really dehydrated, to start with. DRINK MORE WATER.

I'm sure this comment section won't be a disaster at all.

I'm sure they'll be able to get any number of mediocre, pea-brained, homophobic, confederate flag flying country stars like Toby Keith or Luke Bryan or Rascal Flatts or whoeverthefuck to enthusiastically agree to perform. Hell, it would be right up all the Trump supporters' alley.

To be fair, Kelly Rowland's 2011 album Here I Am is the SHIT.

Eh, I'm a Beyonce fan and I thought Lemonade was far inferior than her previous album, Beyonce, which got very little attention. I found that album to be 1) a better pop album and 2) much more interesting thematically and musically.

Arrival doesn't involve China saving the world - actually, it's quite the opposite. They create a huge crisis by being too aggressive too quickly instead of using care, diplomacy, and consideration. So you are yet again wrong about something. Guess the sky is still blue.

My husband loved Deadpool when he saw it in the theatres and made me watch it when it became available to rent. I told him it was a steaming pile of shit and if he ever tried to make me watch another movie like that again he would be getting divorce papers.

Goddamn, these people are going to end up breeding a ton, aren't they??

Oh man, I love Harry Potter and have always wanted to go. But it's ridiculously expensive and if you want to see all of it you basically have to pay admission twice to get into both areas. Also, I would have to go during off season because being packed in there like sardines with a ton of other people would probably…

Aww, man, I actually liked Pleasure Island. Went there when I was 22 and had a crap ton of fun. I remember it was $15 cover and then drinks were just $2, plus there were like 8 different clubs including one with a revolving dance floor.

Do they still have the adults-only Pleasure Island?

On a semi-related note, since you said you love listening to vinyl, would you happen to have a recommendation for a decent quality but not very expensive record player? My cheap one that I got at a yard sale 20 years ago is donezo and I have no idea where to start.

I have a weakness for frozen appetizers/pizzas and such like that, I think it's a residual left over from my stoner days as a teenager. Frozen mozzarella sticks, frozen potato skins, Red Baron pizzas, and those Jose Ole mini tacos. I rarely eat them anymore, but sometimes if my husband is away for the weekend I will…

This was THE. BEST. Clueless Gamer edition he's ever done. I was laughing so hard I almost peed myself.

I *ALSO* thought Secret Agent Man was Secret Asian Man. I listened to that song a LOT during my childhood because my parents always listened to the Oldies station and it was in heavy rotation.

I actually think he's quite good looking in a unique way. Westworld especially showcases that.

Wow, that's awesome that you invited him! I would pay good $$ to see him speak.

Will, I mean this sincerely when I say, you are incomparable as a pop culture interviewer/writer. I feel like you don't get the credit/recognition you deserve, but here's hoping that you will someday soon!

The article says "Up to 50 percent off on Adidas shoes, hoodies, and sweatpants" but neglects to mention it's for MEN only. Thanks, AVC.

This guy gets it.