Southwest is your friend - especially if you get the exit row...

Stepping out of the plane door, “What!? You got something to say?”

I can’t think of a SINGLE civilized person who would want to use black toilet paper.

Why the butt wipes gotta be BLACK!?

Yet another person who is JUST NOW figuring out that R. Kelly is a serial sexual deviant who has no business in civilized company!?

“People threaten Donald Trump all the time and nothing happens,” Keevers said.

But I said what I said. I think those who are honest with themselves can objectively say that Purple Rain is a terrible movie.

Goddamn it, you’re gonna make me say something NICE about Ohio State!

Of course, #FearlessLeader - who doesn’t even know what the words apologize or gracious or let it go mean - immediately called her a liar...

I just saw the cover to #175 (January 2018), and they’re gonna smack everybody ‘cross the face — hard.

The new story arc is called ‘New World Order’...

The comic book version is better, but I feel you...

10 - Bwahahahahaha!!!!

“You know what they say... You lie with the devil, you wake up in Hell...”

That’s gonna leave a mark...

On today’s Megan Kelly Today: