Now don’t forget, this is the same man who single-handedly destroyed the USFL in a tantrum because he couldn’t own an NFL team in the 1980s... and is now working on destroying the rest of the civilized world while playing chicken with Lil’ Kim over in Korea...

Don’t forget, Donald Trump is the man who single-handedly destroyed the USFL.

He couldn’t buy the New York Jets back in the day, but he wanted an NFL team SO DAMN BAD that he FORCED the league to move from the spring to the fall, thinking that since the AFL merged a generation and a half earlier, the USFL could force…

The one thing that The Orville seems to actually have gotten “right” when compared to TNG is the “last three minutes reset button” — no matter how bad things get, all seems to be right with the world in the last three minutes... (although I did get a big kick out of the western holodeck simulation in the opening)

Yep. Smartest move on the show...

The level of homophobia still out there drives me UP THE DAMN WALL!

There. Fixed it for you...

From the Drew Brees school of neck surgery...

‘Nuff said.

Most likely not. Probably just a geek like the rest of us...

Not smart. That’s the quickest way to get the Secret Service to pay you a visit — and rightfully so. They did that to the mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers who did it during Obama’s Administration, and they‘ll do it now.

And I’m not even a Maxine fan...

No shit...