“I think we should move away some”!!??!?

...explosion caused minimal damage to the sub, which was less than 20 feet away, but the ensuing shockwave caused catastrophic injuries to the crewmen’s soft tissues, especially to their brains and lungs...

I’d rather him reward me WITH a Tesla of my own...
I’m just sayin’ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is who we elected president of the United States.

Where is Muller and his crack team of investigators at? It’s been a while since there was any update or progress on taking this fat fuck down.

Those “adult” chaperones knew what they were doing, and luckily for all involved, this incident didn’t end as badly as it could have.

It would be like saying your going to Gallaudet without knowing that it’s the university for the deaf and hard of hearing. Like, how’d you get there without knowing what the school is?

Insert “Generic Black Guy from Central Casting” right here...

I thought I was the only one looking sideways at that guy...

Because both #FearlessLeader AND #RaceBannon want MORE stuff, not less:

I got yer eraser...

That’s the quickest way to have me end an interview — even if we’re live.

Oh, I’ll be polite about it, but call me that kind of name when I’m interviewing you, and you’re done. End of the party. You may leave now. Your mike is cut off, and you may leave. If you don’t, the big ass security guards will ensure that you…

Only 20!?

Any mouth-breather on social media who tries to use the strawman “the first slave owner in America was a black man” immediately invalidates any later attempt at a cogent argument he has, as far as I’m concerned, but that seems to be the second most popular false narrative that gets tossed around after “But you SHOULD…

Why am I ***NOT*** at all surprised?

Then, I saw this:

Now, I know what #FearlessLeader’s speech will be tonight:

“I don’t see what the problem is...”