David “circus” Kircus...

I find it does, when I finish that whole speech up with “and I just don’t think I should be alone tonite”

Never got the Swift thing, but if it makes Kanye sad, I’m in...

He’ll be dead fairly soon...

He wears a halter top...

Sounds like the Fertitta’s sold at exactly the right time...

Suckit...

Well, it is quite lovely...

That’s hot...

All I remember is Magnum dominated.

I hope they follow a paper trail all the way to some boiler room operation, and find Serena sitting behind a desk...

Dear baby Jesus, layin there in your ghost manger.

Joan Jett has looked better...

I wouldn’t watch that show, with Bea Arthur’s dick...

I know it did, mate...

I know it did, mate...

She has a young, Goldie Hawn vibe going on there...

I would say great job, but this had to be the easiest of the lot to write...

Bangs a golf pro she met while on vacation, protection apparently not an option, hilarity ensues...

Man, was that oversold...

Don’t forget the bitters...