Was that a girl that tackled him?

Don’t apologize to douche nozzles...

WTF?!?!

The winner is prettier...

You made up Quantasia...

“security!”

Clown Shirt, bro...

Those sex dolls are hideous...

Cher......lol

Chris Christy mega endorsement deal awaits...

This announcer is the whiny bitch of the day award winner...

I like those Mr Clean white foam brick things...

He has chilly testicle head...

Shannon is way more understandable in print...

Not sure why you felt the need to take a swipe at Eric Magic Hipple.

Yeah, like murder...

How in the world could anybody not be into dragons and tits?

In reality, the dealerships have to apply and be vetted to be a part of the Costco Dealership program.

He was one trip away from being the rolling boulder of death from Indiana Jones...

Well, it was a shitty suit, but I didn’t point that out to him, or make him feel bad in any way.