I still think police and politicians should face multipliers on their convictions, because they are in positions of power and we have no choice but to trust them. So if a crime normally carriers a 5 years sentence for a normal, powerless citizen, for a police officer or politician, it should get multiplied by 2.

How is Serena’s tantrum eligible for Best Athlete Meltdown but not Best Tennis Meltdown? If the Westminster Dog Show has taught me anything, it that you can’t win Best in Show without winning Best in Group first.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

I hope tomorrow brings one more Lion loss — Lion Ted Cruz!

I heard you just changed it to rhyme as part of your campaign to win the Heisman.

Barack Obama: got himself elected President. TWICE.

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

Eight Men In

If by white collar career, you mean stacking shirts at JC Penney’s, then maybe.

The Internet was a mistake.

given the circumstances and what was being penalized

If you go by DJ as an adult you deserve all the bad things that happen to you. 

Sir, this is our most... modestly-priced receptacle.

I live in near Denver and listen to this station a few hours a week. They’re fine. Not shock-jocks or hot take artists, just guys talking about sports. Dmac is actually one of the better ones.

Yes, he was definitely a pejorative slur used against women.

Damn it, that’s twice! I want some butts!

Negative Shamrock 104 Heavy, the pattern is full.

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

Serena is a PED user. She had a TEU during the Olympics. She hid in a saferoom to avoid a random drug test. She hasn’t shown much of a physical decline well into her 30's in a sport where you’re typically washed up at 27.