Should have set fire to the grassy median on his head.

Reminds me of “The Candidate” with Robert Redford...

1/2 hour of exercise a day at an intense clip without lapses.

That was my line...

I keep thinking this is a lucid dream, and there’s no way this really happened.

Thanks Trump...

51 months of complete and utter denial is my plan...

That’s hot...

Anyone that snarls my traffic willingly, deserves a wood shampoo...

Fall of Rome...

Meh...

Meh...

“Our house 1".....what a total douchenozzle.

Thank you, cord cutters...

Not even close...

The Zetas say Trump has the votes, polls are rigged...

People are just too lazy to vet...

I agree with the Hall...

The Bill Simmons Media Group...

Says the guy who parks where he’s not supposed to...

As these fucktards have been trickling into the NFL for some time, no great mystery over the ratings decline...