Your heart rate elevates for HOURS afterwards?

It’s the subconscious angst from the upcoming Pole Shift...

Denzel will hunt them down with an old ass bazooka...

Great oversight...

Jim Bob Cooter sure put some sand in his vaseline though...

Shut the fuck up Donny!!!

Semantics...

Decline of Rome, part deux.

That’s hot...

Plug and play, works, lasts.......

Plug and play, works, lasts.......

If you’re question is as grey’d out as Roethlisberger’s ween, is it a given that you can’t participate successfully?

Tool...

What happens if, as the Zetas have said could very well happen, Hillary drops dead before the election?

Yep, it’s still going on...

Oh that irascible scamp...

In the still shot, it looked like a condom...

( Instantly starts putting self tanner on my ween )

Check that.....Commando

He looks like the guy Arnold killed in The Matrix...

Didn’t realize burning yourself causes boners...