Didn’t Plaxico do the same exact thing?

Pink shorts, brown shoes, black socks...

I can’t wait for the entertainment of the upcoming pain killer drama...

Well, the rapist doesn’t fall far from the Rufi Tree...

I’m so sick of these fucktards and their nonsensical homogenized bullshit press releases.

My only wish is that I could hack it so it dispenses club soda.

It’s in all seriousness one of the best things I’ve ever bought.

Is the mascot on the right E.Coli?

Sounds like a legit entourage beef to me, and why would you assume Levine automatically has one even though the director didn’t mention it?

3 very different songs I like to blast from the open top Rubicon...

If I’m driving, burrito...

Sure he did...

Loan/gift...

My friend makes me large batches of pot cookies...

My friend makes me large batches of pot cookies...

The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!!!

That judge was in Star Wars I believe...

Reason # 5,289 that I thank Buddha my Angels have Trout, and not the Puig’s and Bryce’s of the world...

Goddam...

Ned dies, beeeyotches...

I would instead sue the cable company for unsolicited spamming of my household with useless basic-cable channels.