He’s hot-boxing her...

I water-skied in Lake Elsinore once where the wake behind the boat was fluorescent green...

Always, looka eye...

That’s some boner-type stuff right there...

I miss the old LeMond-Hinault team infighting era.

Man I hope they make these somewhat backwards compatible.

I don’t think I really want to know what he stuck his hand in to make them blood stained...

Coco!!!!

Agreed...

You lost me at “whatnot”...

Then don’t throw out challenges like that, did you expect him to meet you at Shitty Wok??

I have one, it rules....

I have one, it rules....

Can’t stand Texas, but that was a thing of beauty...

I would never hit a woman...

I have to get a look at a girl’s feet before I commit to coitus...

Baked beans/potato salad...

It’s funny cuz she’s fat...

Anything that causes Walmart grief, is a win...

Scanning that top photo made me feel almost God-like in regards to my penis size...

Danica??